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For starters, Swampert has the highest base stat out of not just the Hoenn starters, but all the starters at 535. It’s pretty bulky and basically a tank over all. It can stand it’s ground and hold it’s own really well. Being a water/ground type the only super effective type you can land on it is grass and you get immunity to all electric type attacks, so there’s a bonus. It’s got a pretty good movepool (and if we get the move tutor back in ORAS then it has the possibility of being even better with moves like ice punch again). A moveset like Earthquake (STAB), Hammer Arm, Waterfall (STAB) and Stone Edge or Avalanche can do some serious damage with good coverage if you plan on using Swampert solely offensively (which is probably the best way to use Swampert since it’s defensive move pool isn’t the greatest). It’s a pokemon that’s generally difficult to land a OHKO on (unless hit by a move like solar beam or leaf storm) since it’s so bulky. But even if you come up against a grass type you have the possibility of having Avalanche on your side to take it out in one hit (if Swampert can get the upper hand since it’s speed isn’t the greatest). Battle-wise, Swampert is just a pretty awesome pokemon and it’s mega looks like it’s really going to pack a punch with the attack boost it’s getting.
But aside from the technical details swaMPERT IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING DORKY LOOKING BABY I MEAN LOOK AT IT
IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE WITH ITS FUNNY FACE AND STUPID SMILE AND GILLS AND AAHHHHH. IT’S JUST SO DERPY AND BEAUTIFUL AND YOU CAN RIDE ITS BACK IN THE WATER AND PET HIM AND HE’S ALL SMOOTH AND SHINY. AND HE’S BASICALLY JUST THIS BUG HUGGABLE LOVEABLE BABY THAT I WANT TO SPOIL ROTTEN WITH POKEPUFFS AND POKEBLOCK AND POFFINS AND TREAT HIM LIKE MY CHILD BECAUSE HE IS MY CHILD BECAUSE I LOVE HIM TO PIECES. SCREW ALL THAT BATTLE BULLSHIT AND JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIM WHY WOULDN’T YOU WANT HIM????
AND SWAMPERT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS OMG I AM GOING TO CALL MY SWAMPERT IN ORAS TOOTHLESS YES>